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by Bob
Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:59 pm
Forum: Off Topic Chat
Topic: The Joke thread (NSFW)
Replies: 24
Views: 14271

Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

Yesterday I saw a car with a boot sticker, saying, ''I am a Vet, therefore I can drive like an animal!'' It was at that moment that I suddenly realised just how many gynecologists there are on the roads.
by Bob
Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic Chat
Topic: The Joke thread (NSFW)
Replies: 24
Views: 14271

Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

A guy walks into a bathroom, sits down, and notices three buttons in front of him marked, WW, WA, and ATR. Curiosity gets the better of him so he decides to press WW. Suddenly, warm water sprays up his rear. “Mmmm,” he says to himself. “That was good.” So he presses WA and a jet of warm air dries hi...
by Bob
Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:56 pm
Forum: Off Topic Chat
Topic: The Joke thread (NSFW)
Replies: 24
Views: 14271

Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!
by Bob
Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic Chat
Topic: The Joke thread (NSFW)
Replies: 24
Views: 14271

Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

Laughing Laughing Laughing That one ^ made me chuckle a bit too much.
by Bob
Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic Chat
Topic: The Joke thread (NSFW)
Replies: 24
Views: 14271

Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

A Plane carrying old Nissan gearbox car parts has shed it's load over England , onlookers said it was raining Datsun Cogs.
by Bob
Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic Chat
Topic: The Joke thread (NSFW)
Replies: 24
Views: 14271

Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

I just started a new business selling exploding prayer mats.
The prophets are through the ceiling.
by Bob
Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic Chat
Topic: What cheered me up today
Replies: 30
Views: 17142

Re: What cheered me up today

Not since errrmmm yesterday :lol:
by Bob
Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic Chat
Topic: What cheered me up today
Replies: 30
Views: 17142

Re: What cheered me up today

Cheers chap, most things I post on the interweb are from a Sony DSLR but I also like to play with film cameras too, sadly film and processing cost limits that part of the hobby hugely :lol:
by Bob
Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic Chat
Topic: What cheered me up today
Replies: 30
Views: 17142

Re: What cheered me up today

Good luck Mr Steve :) I awoke today with a pounding headache oops wrong section.... I awoke this afternoon to find a wee jiffy bag had arrived in the post yaaay, it was a filter for one of my camera lens', spotted it reduced to £7 from £65 on Amazon as it was silly rare size and no-one else wanted i...
by Bob
Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic Chat
Topic: What cheered me up today
Replies: 30
Views: 17142

Re: What cheered me up today

Yaaay 8) enough said :D