The Joke thread (NSFW)

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The Joke thread (NSFW)

Post by Steve » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:49 pm

Post them here folks, but nothing racist or homophobic please.

Tributes have been flooding in for 'Coronation Street's' Deidre who has passed away.

It's a desperately sad loss and we'll miss her greatly.

Said the chairman of Specsavers.

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Post by Bob » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:50 pm

I just started a new business selling exploding prayer mats.
The prophets are through the ceiling.

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Post by Bob » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:50 pm

A Plane carrying old Nissan gearbox car parts has shed it's load over England , onlookers said it was raining Datsun Cogs.

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Post by Steve » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:51 pm

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time."

Said the Malaysian shark.

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Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

Post by Tea » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:52 pm

2 gold fish just been put in a new tank,
One says to the other...

"You know how to drive this thing?"

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Post by Tea » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:52 pm

" yo mama so fat, she got her own post code"

"Yo mama so fat, I ran out of petrol trying to go round her"


"Yo mama so fat, we have to make love in the dark or it burns my a*se"

......etc etc

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Post by Steve » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:53 pm

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

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Post by Tea » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:55 pm

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eyes......



Chicken caesar salad....

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Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

Post by Bob » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:55 pm

Laughing Laughing Laughing That one ^ made me chuckle a bit too much.

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Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

Post by Bob » Wed Mar 11, 2015 1:56 pm

Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing!

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