The Joke thread (NSFW)

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Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

Post by Tea » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:03 pm

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Oh man I nearly shat myself while chokeing on my own snot :cheers:

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Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

Post by Tea » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:03 pm

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class.
’There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.’ Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse’s arse and licked it.
’Now you must do the same,’ he told the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.

’Second,’ the professor continued, ’you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man’s arse, but licked my index finger?’

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Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

Post by Steve » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:04 pm

For the past twenty years, I've received a Valentine's card from the same secret admirer. So, I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year.

First my granny dies, now this?

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Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

Post by Steve » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:05 pm

Pancake day.

The only day of the year when hitting the ceiling is considered a bad toss.

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Re: The Joke thread (NSFW)

Post by Steve » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:05 pm

Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them, they said it would be just like winning the lottery! I agreed, and they were right.

We all stripped off and it turned out we had six matching balls.

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